May 2013
hole: barghuest: bedquest: dear fucking... →
barghuest:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they…
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
tacobeauty:
facts about me
i love myself
i hate myself
sometimes at the same moment
I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory:
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
spooky-spankings:
girl you must be betty crocker, cause ur making me
ernbarassing:
person:”that shows so stupid”
me:
pityreblogs:
bestlols:
pizzattack:
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
iloveriandawson:
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
poutyowl:
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from...
jennathearcher:
motherofdinos:
“With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”
YES.
HELL. FREAKING. YES.
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
asieybarbie:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
you know the hell what.
50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
la-meilleure-amie:
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
