chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
buggy-love: dalekabletomeetyou: sumofmylife: forrestcrump: people who follow me and reblog 0.000% of my posts people who follow me and never put anything in my ask people who don’t follow me People
me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers
jennittles: plays “i’m in love with my car” and lays on his hood
jennittles: i’m sorry but red cars are my weakness always have been always will be
Knock 'em Out: supercontra: you can interpret... →
supercontra: you can interpret characters however you want like thats all up to you theyre not real you can ship them any which way you wanna in the end theyre fictional characters and who care but like when you start doing that with actual real life people like actors or musicians thats…
I GOT INVITED TO A CRAB BOIL AND???
jennittles: WITH THE JJJDKJKKKLLLSKKKD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn YES
jennittles: i’m sitting out back and someone goes “hey jenn, there’s a Ferrari in the drive way” and i said “what color” and they said “red” and i was literally like
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone
That moment when your computer freezes
sodamnrelatable: and your immediate reaction is this: via sodamnrelatable
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it.
buttsmith: my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”
Little things I appreciated about Brave
coelasquid: Both of the character’s parents are alive Both of the character’s parents have believable, distinct, complimentary, relatable personalities. The character and her siblings have a friendly relationship and help each other the horse isn’t a dog the overall message is less “DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO” and more “Your parents aren’t strict because they’re trying to ruin your...
ponweiwest: when people make a post then you refresh your dash and they deleted it and you just sit there thinking i saw that
This ain't no song for the broken-hearted:... →
windwave: “That said, I haven’t seen anyone even come close to guessing what’s going to happen to Rodimus.” - James Roberts. you know, i have some damned drama variant =/ cause i remember this panel: “No one dies on my watch. No one. Not this time” and every time. looking at this…
thischarmingalex: im so hip im practically a pelvis